Score: 9

"bad doggy"

submission: Rest in Peace

date: July 28, 2005

While I abhor violence of any sort against animals... it WAS a dog after all. I'm a cat person you get a 5 but don't do it again, my mother would hunt you down if she saw this.

Score: 7

"a very good flash"

submission: The KERRY Kampaign

date: July 28, 2005

I salute your talent. I'm left leaning, however I spent 11 years in the Navy and believe freedom of speech is sacred. I actually watched this campaign speech and found it thrilling. It was the first time I remember being excited by an acceptance since Ronald Reagan accepted the nomination of the Republicans in '79.

But hey, in the interests of equal time, wasn't it strange that Kerrey released his records, made everything public, and all the press reported was that his college grades and President Bush's college grades were identical? Not one peep that the Swift Boat Veterans For Truth campaign was thoroughly discredited and proven to be lies.

I saw on your website you did a Kerrey In Vietnam flash... it was funny. Looked around for your Bush doing cocaine and driving drunk while AWOL flash, you must still be working on it tho... I couldn't find it.

Hey, the 4 I voted for you on this flash actually raised your score from 3.5912 to 3.5913. Credit where credit is due is my motto. And this was good work.

Score: 7

"HASTA LA VICTORIA SIEMPRE!"

submission: Communist Rap

date: July 28, 2005

A most excellent idea for a flash. Loved the American mosquito sucking the world's vitality at the end. HL Mencken summed it up best, back in 1918 or thereabouts... 'Democracy is the theory that the working man knows what he wants and deserves to get it good and hard.'

I used to have some hardcore beliefs in communism, however as I grow older and learn more about human behavior, I doubt it will work the way it's supposed to. Like the Boston dude's review before this one points out, it's not worked too well so far. But god when you read the book it seems like the ideal government. But in reality it's almost or maybe even equally as evil as capitalism.

Oh well, like the lyrics in that Waitresses song REDLAND goes... 'It won't be better but I'll settle for different'

Score: 7

"there's a series here..."

submission: what dreams may come

date: July 28, 2005

that was real quality work for you being so new to flash. Since everyone else has pretty much given you what I have to say in their reviews, I'll just add my compliments because noone can ever get too many compliments, and you deserve 'em

Score: 6

"real good work"

submission: Guitar Time With Jimmy

date: July 28, 2005

This being your first time, trying to do the reality bit, you did a real good job on this, impressive considering it's so new to you.

Score: 4

"the piano scene dragged it down"

submission: Day at the office

date: July 27, 2005

you let it go on too long really good song tho

Score: 8

"sadness"

submission: A Boys Revenge

date: July 25, 2005

This actually made me tear up. Nothing racist in this flash at all dude, don't you worry about that. The overall message was so intense I gave it a 5 in an emotional moment. I generally try not to make decisions based on emotions, however, I don't think that decision was a bad one. You deserve a 5. I was laughing my ass off when the dude fought back. That was beautiful man. I generally ain't into violence but I believe in protecting what's yours and helping your neighbors and friends protect theirs. This is an instant classic. Thank you for making it and submitting it.

Score: 4

"interesting idea"

submission: Black and White town

date: July 25, 2005

Your art skills have improved tremendously since this flash. This was good but Dark Seat Cover is genius.

Score: 10

"true art"

submission: Dark Seat Comfort

date: July 25, 2005

I identified with it on some elemental level, it's pretty much how I've lived my life for years. But it's cool. I liked it alot, however I probably missed what I was supposed to get, but I got what I got... Thanks, and I hope you do more like it...

Score: 10

"disturbing as ever"

submission: Salad Fingers Episode 6

date: July 24, 2005

A bizarre, unexpected twist. What an honor to vote a 5 on a Salad Fingers entry while it has been in the portal less than 5 minutes. I thought my eyes were decieving me. Thank you for continuing the series. It's actually the series that introduced me to newgrounds.